i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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