There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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