when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i came on her dog
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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