Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
