There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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