He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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