Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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