I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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