office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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