it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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