have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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