even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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