I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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