Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize