i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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