you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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