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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.

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  Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.

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  You're lovely.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Interlocking vagina powers go!!'

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need more 20 something year old penis in my life

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