Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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