yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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