I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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