Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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