i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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