Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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