you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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