PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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