is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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