Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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