You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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