You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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