Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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