hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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