Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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