Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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