I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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