yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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