You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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