**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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