Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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