My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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