bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
ttyl tear gas
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
