Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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