Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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