Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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