Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Who died my cat blue again?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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