The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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