No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We had sex on a dog bed..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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