after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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