Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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