Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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