it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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