I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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