HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He kissed a someone with a penis
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
