Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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