Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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