saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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