K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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