You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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