didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There r osticjed everywhere
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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