that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
